So Why Shop with Us?
Beauty and the Nerd
So what about us? What's our story? How did Neon Unicorn even come to be? Well settle in my pretties, for I have a tale to tell.
Once there was a gorgeous, beautiful, intelligent, adorable, resplendent Beauty, that was also quite witty. It was known far and wide that she was stunningly pretty. She was the most gorgeous beauty in all the land. She was also a style expert that picked out glorious women's clothing collections by hand. She dreamt of all things pretty, and of opening her own shop. But the wicked Queen NineToFive Jobby Job only laughed and told her to stop. The Beauty was angry, this was no fanciful whim. The Beauty roared at the stars, and that's when she saw him. He was but a peasant and was not at all pretty. But he a had cute dog instead of a kitty. She exclaimed very loudly, desperate to be heard. PARDON ME THERE GOOD PEASANT! BY CHANCE, WOULD IT HAPPEN, BE YOU A NERD? The peasant was shocked, and quite nervous. How would this bode? Reluctantly he shrugged, and said "Well, I guess I can code" The Beauty cried out with great joy while wicked Queen Jobby Job fell with a flop. The Beauty scooped up the pretty dog and screamed BUILD ME A SHOP! They both fell in love, the shop built without so much as a log. The nerd in love with the Beauty, and the Beauty in love with the dog.
Shopping should be fun! The pieces should be pretty, show up fast, and shouldn't break the bank. - Neon Unicorn CEO
At Neon Unicorn, we work hard to bring you a singularly unique and satisfying shopping experience. Our in house style expert spends countless hours curating beautiful collections and stunning individual pieces, so finding your next look is just a click away. We also pride ourselves on creating a healthy and sustainable community. We care about our customers, and whether we are posting to our social media accounts, or writing new and exciting articles in our style blog, it's all for our wonderful commmunity of pretty unicorns! At Neon Unicorn we've adopted a business model that allows us to minimize some of the overhead that would otherwise result in higher costs to our customers, in turn, giving us more time to focus on customer experience. We continually roll out new features and we also rely on customer feedback and suggestions to help us improve. The bottom line is that you, the customer, are the number one priority. Our mission is to help you find your next outfit at an amazing price, incredibly fast, and among a healthy community of fun and unique style advocates. Be sure to keep scrolling to find our social accounts and style blog! Be Unique. Shop Unique. Become a Neon Unicorn!
Unicorns are naturally social
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